during the spring/summer there’s a lizard/gecko… can’t tell the difference between the two species. It’s always hanging around and I always ask it if he’s trying to sell me car insurance lol. lol true story.
I have a screened in porch. Once it got inside the porch and was having a hard time getting out. Of course it’d have died if it stayed trapped. So I opened the screen door and spent about an hour “scaring” him until he got out the door and back to where he could eat and all that crap.
Still, the country in me makes me wonder what he’d have tasted like if I’d have cooked him and ate him. But if I did that I’m sure Geico wouldn’t insure me.
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