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She used to curl up on my chest and purr until I fell asleep. I named her Kitty cause I ain’t very original when it comes to naming animals. If I ever got a horse I’d name it Horse. If I ever got a fish I’d name it Fish. You get the idea. But Kitty…

a gay dude was hitting on me. I raised my fist like I was gonna hit him…. He raised his fist too. We just fist bumped hugged and went about our nights.

a rattle snake when I was a kid in Arizona. The restaurant seasoned it was just right. I recommend it to everyone.

The clock turned 12am. I just thought “it’s the next day.” That happens every time I’m up after midnight. Ain’t interesting but it’s true. That’s all.

My first, Amanda.. (not Chris’ Amanda) you made a man. 3rd time we had sex I guess I wasn’t good so you said “I’m sleepy, finish”. So I “finished” as quickly as I could. I hate that I wasn’t good enough to keep you awake. But I thank you for saying that. I knew what…

First time I broke someone’s nose. He was telling everyone that my girlfriend was a whore. I was 12, she was 14 and she took my virginity. I’m old so it was different back then. Back then you scheduled a fight to resolve an issue. I had to stand up for my woman…. I’m country,…

For obvious reasons I need to be vague. When I was homeless I “did some stuff” crossing from Mexico to San Diego and back about three times. If I’d have gotten caught I’d probably be in prison for life. When you’re sleeping on the sidewalk and eating out of trash cans you do shit you…

If you don’t like this poem from the genius Edgar Allan Poe you ain’t a human. That’s all. The Tell-Tale Heart True! — nervous — very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses — not destroyed — not dulled them. Above…

I’d spend summers with my grandad. He lived farther out in the country than me. I was prolly 12 years old. Me, my brother/uncle/cousin (don’t read too much into that) and a friend would wait until around midnight. We’d get on our bikes and cycle about 10 miles through dirt roads, grass fields, gravel roads,…

Those are the people who didn’t pay attention in science class. The Sun is a star. Eventually it’ll become a red giant. It’ll burn and destroy everything beyond mars. Yes the world will end. But not today so yall “end of the world” people, you got some time.