When you’ve drank too much and your head is over the toilet, I’ll hold your hair while you throw up. Then I’ll make sure you wash out your mouth. Then I’ll undress you and tuck you in. Then I’ll get a glass of water and a few aspirin and leave it on the nightstand for when you wake up. Then I’ll lay in bed next to you and stay fully clothed, holding you while you sleep… then make you breakfast just as soon as I could tell you were gonna wake up soon, and bring it to you in bed just as you were waking up.
I’m a gentleman.
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