You know who you are

I was dating you, you were/are an amazing artist.

we were going to a party once. You decided to make your entire dress out of duct tape. It looked amazing. We had to leave the party early though. You made it too tight. Eventually you started having trouble breathing. Told me we had to get back to my place so you could get it off.

I drove 100mph in a 55mph zone to get you back to my place. Then I used my knife to cut your dress off. Of course I was very careful not to cut you but you were having trouble breathing.

I would have saved that dress, it was awesome, but it was duct tape and I cut it all up.

I hope you read this.