I was young. Had a girlfriend named Jennifer. I ain’t got anything bad to say about her. She was perfect.
I took her to the theater to see Titanic when it just came out.
There was a scene when people were jumping off the ship. One guy jumped off and hit his head on the propeller and he “spun around” until he hit the water and died.
As soon as he hit his head I laughed pretty loud. Everyone else was quiet but she smacked me in the face.
I don’t blame her but I also don’t regret it. A smack in the face was worth the laugh.
The End
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