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when I was a teen … when there was a thunderstorm with lightning I loved to go swimming. One particular pool I went to had a phone. It was regular phone, not a pay phone. I was a teenage asshole and there was this 900 number 1-900-butt-sex. It charged by the minute. I called it and went to the “automated sex talk” option where you could just listen to pre recorded sex stuff. I chose that and set the phone on the chair. The apartment complex had to pay for hours and hours and hours of 900 sex talks. Next time I went to that pool that phone was removed lol. I bet they had to pay thousands of dollars and that was back when a dollar was allot lol. #iwasanasshole