We get

We get black widow spiders here in Georgia. But in Vegas, where I lived for a long time, we get allloootttt more. At my apartment they’d make webs on my porch.

Sometimes I’d fuck with them. They’re very timid and I’d pluck their web and watch them run away. It made me laugh.

I’d also watch them mate. The male, which is tiny compared to the female. The males are harmless. He’d come up on the web and put his leg on her.. if she didn’t attack him they’d mate. If he left fast enough … “think a hooker who’s already been payed” she wouldn’t eat him.

I saw so many baby widow spiders born. I let them live on my porch as long as they didn’t expand their web to where ppl would sit or walk. Then I’d grab my blow torch and train them to stay in their lane.

I don’t kill unless it’s necessary. That’s all.