Flies

I lived in Florida for a bit. There was a particular bench outside I’d go to smoke.

For some reason there was a spot on the ground they all liked to congregate. I’m talking 50+ at the same time. Obviously they were always flying in my face and crawling on me. Annoying as fuck. I ain’t got nothing against flies. They’re important for the ecosystem. But I get annoyed when any critter is fucking with me.

You probably don’t know, but flies mate by fucking doggie style.

Normally I’d let them be, scroll up if you forgot why I started doing this. Whenever I’d see them fucking I’d kill them both. It was basically killing 100-150 flies at a time. Always made me chuckle.

They should have stayed out of my face. Come at me bro!