Author: twoshadesoff

There’s a girlfriend I had once. I loved her enough to carry a .41 magnum for her. Even to a courthouse. If you read this you know if I’m talking about you.

I ain’t a big fan of his. I probably like about 20% of his music. But he died of a very painful cancer. So even when one of his songs I don’t like, I still sing along. RIP Mr. Keith.

We were an amazing couple. We were like jelly and peanut butter. Perfect mix. If I’d have communicated more I bet we’d still be together. Because of life stuff we lost contact and I don’t have your info anymore. Just know I still love you Melissa. And the marriage failure was all my fault. I…

When I was a kid, a horse fly landed on my leg. Dunno if you know what a horse fly is but their sting is like 1000 wasp stings. I had a knife in my hand and I swatted at it. My knife cut me almost to the bone. I was in a creek. This…

I think we’re heading to another one. I could go into details on my opinion but I think I’ll leave it at that. Night Y’all.

A bee landed on my face. They’re docile as long as they don’t feel threatened. So I closed my mouth (didn’t want it getting into my mouth or throat). Then I let it walk around and look for whatever it was looking for. I had a bee walking all over my face for around 20…

We were both young. We were laying in the bed of a pickup truck next together. Looking up at the trees and stars. She said “it looks 3d”. I looked at her and said “that’s because we’re in the 3rd dimension.”

I come from a broken home. Lots of strife and abuse. To this day I wonder how my life would be if the parents had put me and my sister first.

I can’t remember if I’ve posted this before but here it goes anyways. It was the last day of the year in high school. I was in ROTC. Even though our CO said we couldn’t go play war games, we didn’t listen. War games was stuff like “capture the flag” and other crap. I was…

The Trans movement reminds me of something. Trans people are coming out and saying “we’re here” and they’ve gotten so much hate and backlash. It reminds me of the 80’s and 90’s when gay people started becoming public saying “this is who I am”. States made laws against sodomy … aka anal sex. People spread…