Author: twoshadesoff

I was probably 7 years old or less. I talked allot… the phrase I remembered most was someone telling me to shut up. Our next door neighbor… she lost her husband. They were elderly, and always kind. I don’t know if she was just lonely after losing her husband or if she just liked me…

In Maui it’s illegal to kill a wild chicken. But you can kill it if it’s raised/domesticated. But a wild one can get you jail time. However, you can kill deer any time of year day or night because they’re considered an invasive species. The more you know.

We have been brother and sister since 3rd grade. It makes me sad you don’t want to continue that anymore. Don’t know what else to say other than it feels like a I lost a 2nd sister, even though losing you wasn’t by death like my biological sister… but this kind of hurt more because…

Most people don’t know much about me. I don’t talk about myself much. It’s not that I’m hiding anything, it’s cause I have the mindset “if someone wants to know they’ll ask”. I think it stems from back when I was 19. I used to talk about my feelings allot then one day my girlfriend…

I had a girlfriend. She had some legal issues. Her ex had the same court date every month. He was a very bad guy, and he was huge. She was afraid to go to court by herself because she was afraid he’d attack her in the court garage. So I drove her to court and…

Back in middle and high school I could play Coletrain on my saxophone with perfection. If you don’t know who that is look it up. Couldn’t do it today but back then I could. Thank you for the art you gave the world Coletrain.

Most people don’t understand the difference between “the blues”, situational depression, and clinical depression. I’ve suffered from clinical depression for as long as I can remember. I ain’t sad cause someone stole my cookie. I ain’t sad because I went through a breakup. I’m just sad all the time even “life is perfect”. You wouldn’t…

I was just talking to a friend about Mexicans. I said I’ve never met a Mexican who wasn’t friendly and generous. My friend is Canadian. He said “they’re just Canadians with a tan”. Made me laugh my ass off, but I don’t disagree. They’re as friendly and polite as Canadians but with a better tan…

I was 19 and on the rebound from my first love. I ain’t gonna say her name because I’m not that kind of person. She was psycho. She lied to me all the time. I’m not talking about simple lies, I’m talking about serious lies. While we were together she lied about being gang raped.…

New information came to light. Im sorry she died, but that’s all I’m sorry about.