Author: twoshadesoff

  • Allison

    I wish I still had your information. I’d love to say hello.

  • please don’t think differently

    I love you all equally. All of yall, I consider my blood. Yall are the closest thing I’ve ever had and ever will have to blood children. I’d get “country mean” to protect any of yall.

  • Every Girlfriend

    Every GF I’ve ever had has always had freezing hands and feet. My body temperature has always run hot. So when they were cold I’d take their limbs and snuggle them under my warmer areas. I had no problem sharing my heat to make them feel better. Think how it feels putting ice cubes under…

  • My hands

    they were numb but I still spent hours drawing something. You’ll know who I’m talking to. K

  • I ain’t

    I ain’t got nothing to say tonight. But wanted to post anyways.

  • One time…

    During the day a raccoon foaming at the mouth attacked me. It got a bit in but I snatched it up and broke its neck then threw it in the woods for the critters to take care of. Then I had to go get rabies shots. Pain in the ass. 0% of that’s true lol

  • When I was a kid

    My dad got me a go kart. I got in and gave it the gas…. First thing I did was hit a tree. He never let me drive it again lol. Years later my sister was driving a go kart with me in the passenger seat. She was going fast and took a hard turn.…

  • Trump

    he doesn’t like the UN, congress, the senate, or the justice system. He wants to be a Monarch. That’s all for tonight.

  • I can’t remember

    I say so much random shit I can’t remember what I’ve already posted. In Tijuana when I was homeless… I was sleeping on the sidewalk. This nice lady who lived in the house I was sleeping in front of… she came out and gave me something… a kind of pad that made it softer than…

  • During…

    during the spring/summer there’s a lizard/gecko… can’t tell the difference between the two species. It’s always hanging around and I always ask it if he’s trying to sell me car insurance lol. lol true story. I have a screened in porch. Once it got inside the porch and was having a hard time getting out.…