Author: twoshadesoff

Something happened.

Got a text today. I immediately knew it was a scammer. But I was in a “come at me bro” kind of mood. He/she was trying to come on to me. I led them on for about 5 hours before blocking and reporting. I was in the mood of “trying to scam me? I’m gonna…

I was probably around 5 years old. I talked so much everyone was telling me to shut up. Even got bad grades for “conduct” all through elementary cause I talked so much. The next door neighbor… don’t know how old she was but I know she had nothing but white hair. No one in my…

I was homeless out there. Literally sleeping on the sidewalk. One day I was hanging out with fellow homeless guys. I felt the humidity rising and said “it’s gonna rain today”. One of the guys…. Dunno if it was my accent or my prediction, but he said “you must be from the south to feel…

I could have gotten fired for this. When I worked for Cox in Vegas as a lineman, I drove a bucket truck. I was at the park during my lunch break. Was surprising my girlfriend by putting a dozen roses on her windshield (held down by her windshield wiper). As I was going back to…

I could have gotten fired for this. When I worked for Cox in Vegas as a lineman, I drove a bucket truck. Whether you were a service tech or a lineman you always took your truck home. One day I was coming home. A little after Christmas. My neighbor was on a ladder trying to…

wish I knew how to contact you.

I’ve had to do everything outside all day. Lucky for me I was raised country. I know how to use a tree and leaves. Funny story, had a friend once who didn’t know what poison Ivy looked like and he wiped using it. He and his ass regretted it for a week or so lol.

Do mosquitoes get drunk when they suck the blood of someone who’s been drinking? And do they have mosquito cops to arrest them for “flying while under the influence”? Odd thought but there it is.

She was my best friend since 3rd grade. Basically a sister my entire life. Her mom was like a 2nd mom to me. She and I were so close for decades. I was always there for her and she was always there for me. I lost contact with her for a few years. She’s big…