Author: twoshadesoff

Loved that bar. It was a small local bar and had good country on the jukebox. For yall kids… that’s a machine you put a quarter in and select a song and it plays it for ya. Before your time. Anyways, I was in a mischievous mood. One guy there was talking non stop about…

I must have been 19, she was 2-3 years younger than me. I drove a 1981 Chevy Caprice back then. I liked her and she liked me. Nothing serious happened but I’d drive her down to the banks of the Chattahoochee River. We’d watch the river flow while laying on the hood of the car…

I go to the bar once every 1-3 months. I’m a friendly guy and can laugh at myself. Last time I was there someone was curious and asked if I’d take out my prosthetic eye so she could see what it looked like. I did, cause I don’t give a fuck lol. Then I put…

I was in preschool. My sister and I were there. She was a few years older than me. She used to hit me. But she was the only one allowed to. At preschool I was eating leftover food off the ground. This bigger kid was making fun of me for it and he was about…

I have so many emotions it’s hard to decide what I want to talk about tonight. I have things I’d like to say, but I’d get backlash for saying them. I feel like I’m “silenced” because I’d suffer repercussions. ‘The end.

I miss it. Kids, even if they didn’t know you they’d call you uncle or aunt. People would adopt you as Ohana, which is Hawaiian for family. If you needed help with anything… a total stranger would go out of their way to help you. They treat everyone… stranger or not, as family. Plus the…

I was in chorus. There was a tryout for a lead role. Rap was new back then…. Yes I’m that old. There were tryouts for the lead for the rap person. I nailed it and got the lead. I even performed at a tournament when I had strep throat. Suck it Dr Dre.

If I’ve posted this before. I tend to “post and forget”. In kindergarten on the bus, a girl sitting next to me kissed me on the lips and told me not to tell. Took me by surprise. I thought she was cute and she took me by complete surprise. That was my first kiss. I…

Or Allison McDonnell. I hope if one day you google you’re name and this pops up. I’d love to hear from you. Keith

It really annoys me when people try to equate their situational depression with clinical depression. Their life ain’t going how they want it so they’re sad. Don’t get me wrong, I hope they’re happy soon but there’s a big difference. Ever since I was 5 years old I’ve wanted to die. Even when by most…