Author: twoshadesoff

  • Can’t remember

    Can’t remember if I’ve posted this before or not. I spew so much verbal vomit it’s hard to keep track. Had a girlfriend who shall not be named. I was paying rent at my own place, and paying her rent which was more than twice than what I was already paying for my place. I…

  • Sometimes

    I feel invisible. That’s all.

  • once

    When I was a lineman in Vegas. I was working on improving the service for a whole neighborhood. It required me to interrupt service for half a second here and there. I was up in my bucket truck fixing something… again … half a second. A lady came running up to my truck yelling at…

  • On your birthday

    You’re allowed to be naked as much as you want… it’s your day. Fun fact, in Toronto it’s legal for women to go topless in public. I’m pretty sure not many do, but it’s legal. Here she’d get arrested and put on the sex offenders list lol. Which is stupid. Men can go topless, why…

  • Sleep and Awake

    I have a sleep condition very similar to narcolepsy. Pretty much I’m sleepy all day every day no matter how much or how little I sleep. That annoys the fuck out of me so I tend to try to stay awake as much/long as possible, but that just makes it worse the next day. Tired…

  • I’ve always said

    that I was born on on a ship during a hurricane, got blown overboard, and I’ve spent my entire life trying to swim back to the ship.

  • Trump

    I’ve got so much I could say. Tonight though, I’m focusing on protesters and the military. A president isn’t allowed to call a states national guard without the consent from the governor unless it’s extreme circumstances. Trump ignored states rights because he didn’t like what protesters were saying. That’s also a direct violation of our…

  • My sister and I

    We were visiting my dad. She said something that pissed him off. He threatened to give her a spanking. Keep in mind we were in our 20’s. She looked him straight in the eyes and said “daddy you know I like that now right?” His face turned beet red, he got real quiet, and he…

  • Rain and Rainbows

    The other day it was sunny out, clear sky, but it was still raining. I guess the winds up in the sky decided to send the rain my way. I loved it. It reminded me of a time when I was a service tech in Atlanta. Sky was clear and it was like a curtain…

  • There was a girl

    I courted her for months.Took me forever to get her to even go on a date. She’s one of my biggest loves. I still, and always will love her. If her husband reads this.. don’t worry I ain’t hitting on her. When we first started dating, in passing she mentioned she needed a microwave stand.…