Author: twoshadesoff

The breeze and temperature reminds me of a date I had when I was living in Vegas. One night we were up on this spot in Boulder City. It was on a mountain overlooking the Hoover dam. I just held her from behind while we watched the Dam do its thing. It was romantic as…

I went to an “all you can eat” buffet restaurant. I ate so much they cut me off. Demanded a refund cause “all you can eat’ should mean just that. I got my refund lol… guess they didn’t expect someone like me coming around.

I liked her allot. I ended up ghosting her. She texted me asking why I wasn’t responding to her. I didn’t answer her but I should have responded and said “every time we have sex you fall asleep in the middle which don’t do much for a man’s ego” she was always wanting to have…

I never wanted to take a girls virginity. Lord knows I’ve had plenty of chances. I got plenty of reasons why. But there was one whose virginity I really wanted to take. Almost happened but I think it was a timing kind of thing. I think about her allot. If she reads this she’ll probably…

and don’t really have anyone I can talk to about shit. That’s why I made this blog.

it was around 7th grade give or take. Your brother got us high. We went to your room and started to fool around. I tried to put my hand down your pants. You were high and giggling. But you pushed my hand away I took it as a “no” so it was only kissing after…

Sleepy, and tired of being tired, and frankly I’m tired of life.

In TV and movies, always make me laugh a little inside. You can’t screech tires on gravel or dirt roads. Modern cars have antilock brakes so if you slam on the brakes ain’t gonna be no screeching. By modern I mean 1990 or above. I dunno why it makes me laugh a little but it…

Sorry.

She was sick. I dunno, cold or flu or something. I took time off work to nurse her back to health. Name it and I did it. Turned out she gave it to me lol. She came down with coloring books, soup, and other stuff and nursed me back to health. That was the moment…