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I lived in Florida for a bit. There was a particular bench outside I’d go to smoke. For some reason there was a spot on the ground they all liked to congregate. I’m talking 50+ at the same time. Obviously they were always flying in my face and crawling on me. Annoying as fuck. I…

I think it was sixth grade. My science class had us do a report on something “scientific”. I chose the Challenger blow up. This was back in the 90’s for you youngns. My best friends mom helped me. I did the research but she had access to office equipment. She helped me make a portfolio…

He was never in my top 10 list of country singers. I still liked 50% of his music. And I was 100% sad when I learned he died.

I threatened a company with a major lawsuit today. I’m not a litigious person but I’m hoping the threat will get them to back off. If they don’t, I’ll follow through though. Come at me and I’ll come back harder. I’m southern… mess with me or mine and you’ll see what happens. That’s all.

then you’re against our constitution. If you disagree then read the constitution and read everything he’s been doing. That’s all.

if you’ve read my previous posts you know I’m an alcoholic. I have a history of seizures and hallucinations when I try to detox. Which is dangerous. I went to the hospital about a month ago cause I wanted to detox under medical supervision. My BAC was 3.something. For yall who don’t know, that’s more…

This was when I was living out in the country. I can’t remember if the road was gravel or dirt, but it definitely wasn’t paved. Our driveway was about 1/2 a mile long. It had blackberry bushes all along the side. My sister and I would go picking them… we ate more than we brought…

She was probably too young to remember this. She was in elementary school. She was sick so I came over to take care of her cause her mom had to be at work. That’s what a godfather does. There was one thing that made me smile and another that made me laugh. I’ll start with…

It used to, may still be, the rape capitol of the world. One woman down there made an invention. It was a plastic thing a woman could put in her vagina. Wasn’t any more uncomfortable than a tampon. It had barbs in it. When a man would try to rape a girl the barbs would…

All I have to say is I’m sorry.