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I had a girlfriend. She had some legal issues. Her ex had the same court date every month. He was a very bad guy, and he was huge. She was afraid to go to court by herself because she was afraid he’d attack her in the court garage. So I drove her to court and…

Back in middle and high school I could play Coletrain on my saxophone with perfection. If you don’t know who that is look it up. Couldn’t do it today but back then I could. Thank you for the art you gave the world Coletrain.

Most people don’t understand the difference between “the blues”, situational depression, and clinical depression. I’ve suffered from clinical depression for as long as I can remember. I ain’t sad cause someone stole my cookie. I ain’t sad because I went through a breakup. I’m just sad all the time even “life is perfect”. You wouldn’t…

I was just talking to a friend about Mexicans. I said I’ve never met a Mexican who wasn’t friendly and generous. My friend is Canadian. He said “they’re just Canadians with a tan”. Made me laugh my ass off, but I don’t disagree. They’re as friendly and polite as Canadians but with a better tan…

I was 19 and on the rebound from my first love. I ain’t gonna say her name because I’m not that kind of person. She was psycho. She lied to me all the time. I’m not talking about simple lies, I’m talking about serious lies. While we were together she lied about being gang raped.…

New information came to light. Im sorry she died, but that’s all I’m sorry about.

I can’t remember her name but we we were laying in the bed of a pickup truck and watching the stars. She said “it almost looks 3d”. I stared at her and said “that’s because we live in the 3rd dimension, everything looks 3d”

nothing. Sorry.

I met her at a rave. I took her picture and got her number by lying, telling her I was going to post that picture on my rave website. Told her I’d call her when it was posted. I never posted it to any website, but I still called her. Our first date was at…

This is an open letter to any president in office. Trump, Biden, or whoever. Get rid of thanksgiving. I’m Cherokee and I find it insulting. Native Americans helped the colonists learn how to survive here and we tried to be friends. In return they betrayed us and committed mass genocide. They even used bio-weapons. So…