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I was paying my own rent, and paying yours, and paying your utilities, and buying your groceries. After all that I was basically broke every month. 90% of my money went to you every month. The day you got a job that payed a decent wage, you tossed me to the curb. I can’t help…

I kind of miss it. Except for the police, everyone was friendly and treated me like family. Most Mexicans treat strangers like family, instead of enemies the way allot of Americans do. You can’t bash me for that opinion until you go there yourself. The end.

George Clooney wanted to be on the show South Park so bad he took a role as the dog. His only lines were barking. I think that’s awesome.

I’m about inch short of disowning someone. Not you Maggie.

saw rocky horror show live tonight but it got ruined when I got home. That’s all.

I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. You were my waitress. Told my friend “that’s my kind of girl”. You had a hickey on your neck. I said “that ain’t from a guy” you blushed and said “no it’s from a girl”. I still think of you every day. This…

It always makes me think of her. I ain’t naming names cause that’d be inappropriate but she knows who she is.

This song by Led Zeppelin reminds me of a girl I dated in Vegas. There was this spot we’d go to up…. Somewhat of a mountain. I’d turn off the car, except for the electric and I’d play this song while we held each other and enjoyed the best view of Lake Mead and the…

Ain’t gonna name names. I ain’t that kind of guy. She tried to say the kid was mine. 9 months of saying I was a dead beat dad. Even though I always said I’d take care of my kid she trashed me to everyone saying I’m “a dead beat dad”. When he was born guess…

Don’t go to jail there. I was sitting and resting my legs because… well you know I’m disabled. A cop came, didn’t speak a lick of english. I tried to tell him I was only resting my legs but he thought I was panhandling… which is illegal there. So he arrested me. Half the guys…