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Don’t go to jail there. I was sitting and resting my legs because… well you know I’m disabled. A cop came, didn’t speak a lick of english. I tried to tell him I was only resting my legs but he thought I was panhandling… which is illegal there. So he arrested me. Half the guys…

Why not Me by The Judds reminds me of a girl I dated. She lived in Zebulon GA. I liked her allot but life happened. I wish life had given us more of a chance.

There were three serious girlfriends who would have died for me. They know who they are. This song makes me think of them every time I hear it. https://pandora.app.link/UJ3xsqOTZNb

Every girlfriend I’ve lived with I’ve made sure to kiss her on the cheek while she was sleeping and tell her I love her before I left for work. Except one. She worked for Waffle House and had to be up earlier and get to work before me so I’d make sure I came there…

I must have been around 10 years old. My dad and mom had been divorced since before I could remember. My dad had custody of us. My mom petitioned for custody of us. Dad came home one day and asked who I wanted to live with. I said my mom but I was terrified because…

People have a misconception. It’s not good to recycle everything. Paper/lumber companies plant more trees than they take down. It’s good business practice. Gotta refill your stock and anticipate for growth in demand. Simple business shit. Recycling paper products does more harm than good. We’re not running out of trees. But the recycling process releases…

I was born overboard off a sinking ship during a hurricane and I’ve spent all my life trying to swim to shore.

Had a dream last night my dog was sniffing and nipping at my nuts. I kept pushing her away then I realized she was acting like a cancer sniffing dog. I looked at my nuts and I saw a tumor on my balls the size of a baseball. I woke up thinking “wtf was that”…

There are ppl who look up locals when they come to visit. Mostly just to see local sights and to “hook up”. I met a few like that. One girl, her name was crystal. She was a 6’4” tall black girl. Much taller than me. We were walking down the strip and a few black…

It’s blasphemy that Dwight Yoakam hasn’t been inducted. He’s a triple threat. He can dance as well as Elvis. He can write and perform some of the most famous songs ever. He can even act which can’t be said about many singer/songwriters. Get y’all’s act together and induct him for gods sake.