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That’s all.

I was dating a girl in Vegas. I was still driving my 78 Nova. One night we were on a date. After dinner she wanted to show me a “special spot”. I thought that meant one thing but no… something better. She showed me a “secret” parking spot on a cliff where you could see…

I was visiting my uncle in Minnesota one summer. My cousin Jeremy was there too. He had some rollerblades and my uncle had some spare ones in storage that he let me use. Jeremy and I would go rollerblading allot, but no matter how hard I pumped I could barely get any speed. We still…

There’s so much my entire porch is yellow. I’d clean it all up but until pollen season is over it’d be like a frog trying to swim upstream. At least I’m not allergic to pollen.

I lived in Florida for a bit. There was a particular bench outside I’d go to smoke. For some reason there was a spot on the ground they all liked to congregate. I’m talking 50+ at the same time. Obviously they were always flying in my face and crawling on me. Annoying as fuck. I…

I think it was sixth grade. My science class had us do a report on something “scientific”. I chose the Challenger blow up. This was back in the 90’s for you youngns. My best friends mom helped me. I did the research but she had access to office equipment. She helped me make a portfolio…

He was never in my top 10 list of country singers. I still liked 50% of his music. And I was 100% sad when I learned he died.

I threatened a company with a major lawsuit today. I’m not a litigious person but I’m hoping the threat will get them to back off. If they don’t, I’ll follow through though. Come at me and I’ll come back harder. I’m southern… mess with me or mine and you’ll see what happens. That’s all.

then you’re against our constitution. If you disagree then read the constitution and read everything he’s been doing. That’s all.

if you’ve read my previous posts you know I’m an alcoholic. I have a history of seizures and hallucinations when I try to detox. Which is dangerous. I went to the hospital about a month ago cause I wanted to detox under medical supervision. My BAC was 3.something. For yall who don’t know, that’s more…