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I was born overboard off a sinking ship during a hurricane and I’ve spent all my life trying to swim to shore.

Had a dream last night my dog was sniffing and nipping at my nuts. I kept pushing her away then I realized she was acting like a cancer sniffing dog. I looked at my nuts and I saw a tumor on my balls the size of a baseball. I woke up thinking “wtf was that”…

There are ppl who look up locals when they come to visit. Mostly just to see local sights and to “hook up”. I met a few like that. One girl, her name was crystal. She was a 6’4” tall black girl. Much taller than me. We were walking down the strip and a few black…

It’s blasphemy that Dwight Yoakam hasn’t been inducted. He’s a triple threat. He can dance as well as Elvis. He can write and perform some of the most famous songs ever. He can even act which can’t be said about many singer/songwriters. Get y’all’s act together and induct him for gods sake.

We lost touch. Just know that I loved you since the first time I talked to you. I was just not in a place where I could commit. If you see this, contact me. You’re one of the most amazing, smart, and beautiful women I’ve ever met.

I was told not to say “howdy”. Because some people could confuse it with “howie” which is a word used for white ppl and it’s the equivalent of the N word. I never stopped though. I’m southern. I say howdy and I ain’t gonna let anyone tell me how to speak. Yup… I’m me and…

When I was a kid, I guess I talked too much. Teachers used to punish me for talking and my dad would make me stay in my room except for the bathroom or dinner. I’d even talk about me feelings. It wasn’t until I was 19 and I was dating a girl and one day…

I rarely tell anyone this. Frankly I don’t know why I’m putting it out in the public. I’ve suffered from clinical depression since a kid. I remember when I was 5 years old, hearing a train and wishing I was in front of it so it’d run me over. I’ve attempted suicide twice. Once an…

Not every girlfriend but the last one, I’d have flowers delivered to her work once a week. If I couldn’t get them delivered I’d pick them up myself and put them on the windshield of her car. No matter what she got a bouquet every week. One day she said it kind of made her…

Every gf I’ve lived with I always kissed them while they were sleeping before I went to work. Dunno if they noticed or not cause they were sleeping but I always did. Guys out there…. Do that.