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The first time I “drove” I was somewhere between 8-10. My dad put me in his lap and let me steer. Everything was going great until I had to make a turn… I didn’t straighten it out and I sent us into a ditch. That was the last time he let me drive lol.

No clue why I keep posting crap. No one reads it. Maybe one day I’ll be a social media superstar lol. Doubt it, and I don’t care anyways.

I was maybe 19… this awesome house at Piedmont and Monroe in midtown Atlanta. I lived with two gay guys. I always left the door open when I showered cause I didn’t want to fog up the mirror. I’d stand in the mirror nude, shaving, combing my hair, etc. Years later I ran into them…

Yesterday, this raccoon came up to my porch. It was the middle of the day so I was thinking, wtf, rabies much? The damedist thing happened. It spoke! It said “howdy”. So of course I said howdy back. Still wary of its presence but I’m polite like that. It said “I like your porch” I…

I was 19, you were a year or so younger than me. We met on a forum. These youngsters don’t know what those are lol. For the youngsters, it ain’t insta or TikTok. Not even close lol. Anyways. We hit it off immediately. We even almost got married. Even though we didn’t, we stayed close…

It was in high school. I was in ROTC. We were playing war games in the woods behind the football field. One of the guys that was playing kept hassling me hard. I had no idea why. When we got onto the field, he charged me, the kind of charge you do if you’re trying…

I liked you ALLOT. I’m sorry for the way I broke up with you. I even kept your picture in my personal keepsake box for many years. I’m mad at myself for not giving it more of a chance. I hope you’re happy today. If not, call me. Keith Duvall

I’m so sorry for what i put you through. You were always so good to me… and I’ll always love you. You were even good to me when I was at my worst. I know there’s nothing I can do to make it up to you… but I sincerely apologize to you for the trauma…

I was in high school. She was in a different one. She was beautiful as hell. We were together briefly. She was offering sex, but when we were going to get together she said “I’m on my period”. I told her “we can do it another time”. I really liked her. What I should have…

Ain’t got anything entertaining to say tonight. I’ll try again tomorrow.