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This was many many years ago. I met her online… took her to dinner. She didn’t look like her pic… don’t like to,body shame but she wasn’t as attractive. So I took her out to dinner. I wanted to give her a chance. I kept trying to make conversation but I couldn’t get a word…

It’s called Idiopathic Hypersomnia. Very similar to narcolepsy. I’d fall asleep at the wheel in Vegas. But Vegas doesn’t/didn’t use regular white lines/dashes. They use reflective … for lack of a better term… bubbles? ‘Anyways when I fell asleep at the wheel those bumpers would wake me up so I could straighten my car up.…

One morning I was getting ready for school. I didn’t have any clean underwear. So I went without any. It felt so “free” and I liked the breeze under there. So I never wore underwear again. That’s when I realized why girls like skirts/dresses. That breeze was awesome. That’s all.

Once when I was homeless I had a sign that said “free complements”. A lady drove up and stopped. I’m pretty sure she was expecting something superficial like “you’re pretty” or some crap like that. But that ain’t my style. I only give sincere complements. I looked at her for a minute or so, and…

Yall are our closest friends… the idea of us trying to “annex you and make you our fifty first state” sickens me. Apple should annex all Trumps companies. Microsoft should annex all Musks’ companies. The whole world should enforce a trade embargo on the US until Trurm either leaves office or stops acting like a…

Loved that bar. It was a small local bar and had good country on the jukebox. For yall kids… that’s a machine you put a quarter in and select a song and it plays it for ya. Before your time. Anyways, I was in a mischievous mood. One guy there was talking non stop about…

I must have been 19, she was 2-3 years younger than me. I drove a 1981 Chevy Caprice back then. I liked her and she liked me. Nothing serious happened but I’d drive her down to the banks of the Chattahoochee River. We’d watch the river flow while laying on the hood of the car…

I go to the bar once every 1-3 months. I’m a friendly guy and can laugh at myself. Last time I was there someone was curious and asked if I’d take out my prosthetic eye so she could see what it looked like. I did, cause I don’t give a fuck lol. Then I put…

I was in preschool. My sister and I were there. She was a few years older than me. She used to hit me. But she was the only one allowed to. At preschool I was eating leftover food off the ground. This bigger kid was making fun of me for it and he was about…

I have so many emotions it’s hard to decide what I want to talk about tonight. I have things I’d like to say, but I’d get backlash for saying them. I feel like I’m “silenced” because I’d suffer repercussions. ‘The end.