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  • My 1st Love

    She was sick. I dunno, cold or flu or something. I took time off work to nurse her back to health. Name it and I did it. Turned out she gave it to me lol. She came down with coloring books, soup, and other stuff and nursed me back to health. That was the moment…

  • Being a Godfather

    I don’t take that title lightly. It’s your job to step in and protect your god child when they’re in danger. It’s also your job to step in when the parents can’t take care of them. It’s also your job to bail them out of jail, no questions asked. It’s also your job to be…

  • Briefly dated a girl

    High school years and all. She was so against killing anything. When she would be in the drivers seat I’d yell “there’s a roach there in the road!”. She’d slam on the brakes cause she wouldn’t even kill a roach. I was just fucking with her… nothing was in the road that I could tell…

  • I miss you

    You were one of my biggest loves. Even when I was wearing button down jeans you could undress me with your toes. That was sexy as fuck.

  • my 1st love

    When I got home from work she surprised me with dinner wearing a nighty. She looked sexy as hell, but no girl had ever made dinner before. I didn’t know what to do. So I ate, but I’m pretty sure she wanted me to skip dinner. Hindsight and all.

  • I never even minded

    standing on the rain. Free shower and all

  • I dated a girl

    I’m white, she was black. None of that matters to me of course. She was about 4 inches taller. we were walking down the Vegas strip. Some black guys started calling out for her. I turned around and said “she’s coming home with me” they said “no chance in hell”. She didn’t say anything and…

  • Every

    Every girl I’ve truly loved has either gotten married or died. Ain’t no one showing interest in me except for AI bots texting me. I’m going to die alone.

  • A girlfriend

    She had her wisdom teeth removed. They put her under for it. Of course she couldn’t walk when she came to. Got her to my car, stopped by the pharmacy to her her meds…. She still had no idea what was going on. Got back to our house… our room was upstairs. I told her…

  • I’m the kind of guy

    When you’ve drank too much and your head is over the toilet, I’ll hold your hair while you throw up. Then I’ll make sure you wash out your mouth. Then I’ll undress you and tuck you in. Then I’ll get a glass of water and a few aspirin and leave it on the nightstand for…