Author: twoshadesoff

Love everyone of yall no matter what. When times get dark know that you’ll always have someone in your corner.

If I’d have known I’d still think of you and love you every day still all this time, decades later every day, I would have turned down that huge promotion just so I could stay with you. That’s all.

I was young. Had a girlfriend named Jennifer. I ain’t got anything bad to say about her. She was perfect. I took her to the theater to see Titanic when it just came out. There was a scene when people were jumping off the ship. One guy jumped off and hit his head on the…

She wasn’t a “country music girl” but she loved it when I sang Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash to her in the car. She’d even take off her shoes and put her feet out the window while I sang it to her. hell that could be a country song all on its own. That’s…

I was living in Vegas. Vegas gets some strong windstorms… desert and all. Once it was blowing so hard I leaned into it. I’m not exaggerating. I leaned in until my body was 45 degrees into the wind. The wind kept me up. If it had stopped I would have fallen onto my face. Lucky…

I think I posted this before; but fuck it it bares repeating. In high school I got into a fight. No clue why he wanted to fight me, but he charged me trying to take me to the ground. He hit my waist … and I grabbed him upside down and power drived him on…

You may think I wasn’t a father figure. You just never realized because I’ve always been a “behind the scenes” person. You have no idea how much I did to protect you and keep you safe. But I’m not the bragging type. It really hurt my soul when you said I was never a father…

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Not everyone’s arm span is as long as their height. Mine is longer than my height. Makes it hard to find a long sleeved shirt that fits. Pisses me off. That’s all.

Sex makes babies. And babies always look like wet potatoes.