Author: twoshadesoff

I’m 1/7 transvestite. Got an awesome gift from ppl I love. But the socks were women’s socks and I a man’s size 12. It took me bout 5 minutes to get one on each leg but I got it done. I plan on wearing them and stretching them out until they’re my size lol. Love…

Got a new one for Xmas. Was a supposed to be some special “auto heating” jacket. It ain’t. Ain’t got much insulation at all. And it’s ugly. I’m gonna stick to my old jacket. Much warmer and looks good on me. If I were wearing it right now I wouldn’t be shivering. That’s all for…

I lived a block or so from the beach. Sometimes I’d go out in the water and swim for hours. It was very therapeutic. When I was in Navy ROTC they gave me survival swimming training. I could jump off an aircraft carrier without getting hurt. And I can swim for days. Only thing that’d…

“Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” That’s on our Statue of Liberty. We believed that once. If you don’t believe in what made us who we are, send the statue back to France. But you can’t claim we’re free or saviors while we turn everyone away and…

Love everyone of yall no matter what. When times get dark know that you’ll always have someone in your corner.

If I’d have known I’d still think of you and love you every day still all this time, decades later every day, I would have turned down that huge promotion just so I could stay with you. That’s all.

I was young. Had a girlfriend named Jennifer. I ain’t got anything bad to say about her. She was perfect. I took her to the theater to see Titanic when it just came out. There was a scene when people were jumping off the ship. One guy jumped off and hit his head on the…

She wasn’t a “country music girl” but she loved it when I sang Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash to her in the car. She’d even take off her shoes and put her feet out the window while I sang it to her. hell that could be a country song all on its own. That’s…

I was living in Vegas. Vegas gets some strong windstorms… desert and all. Once it was blowing so hard I leaned into it. I’m not exaggerating. I leaned in until my body was 45 degrees into the wind. The wind kept me up. If it had stopped I would have fallen onto my face. Lucky…

I think I posted this before; but fuck it it bares repeating. In high school I got into a fight. No clue why he wanted to fight me, but he charged me trying to take me to the ground. He hit my waist … and I grabbed him upside down and power drived him on…