Author: twoshadesoff

I was in navy jrotc. I was one of the few selected to train at a marine base. It was hard and I passed but that didn’t matter to me. Half way through we were at attention in ranks, and a kid dropped dead. They said it was an aneurysm. But it still messed with…

once I was babysitting her. It was lunch time. Can’t remember everything she wanted on her sandwich. But I remember she wanted a whooooole bunch of mayonnaise. I told her she wouldn’t like it but she insisted. I’m a “told you so” kind of dad. So I let her put what seemed like half a…

Once I had sex on the Hoover Dam. Thank you Canada.

If I wasn’t so fucked up inside you’d be my wife instead of another’s, but I was so fucked up inside it wasn’t going to happen. My fault, not yours.

I love your face, your body, your personality, and especially the way your hair smelled and how it felt when I ran my fingers through it.

After one of my best friends bachelor party I was driving us home. I was his best man. What once was a friend until he hit on my friends soon to be wife. the streets had no cars.middle of the night. He was passed out in my back seat. I ran it up to 90mph…

You see someone smiling or laughing. Don’t assume they’re happy. They may be pretending, while we’re dying inside. We get good at that.

He sucks. Now that I’ve posted this I’ll have the National Guard breaking down my door.

I’m in a bad mood. That’s all.

you were like a siren from Homer’s Odyssey first time I laid eyes on you…. It took me forever to get a date. You’ll forever be burned into my brain and heart. This applies to two of my biggest loves.