Author: twoshadesoff
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I ate
a rattle snake when I was a kid in Arizona. The restaurant seasoned it was just right. I recommend it to everyone.
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Once
The clock turned 12am. I just thought “it’s the next day.” That happens every time I’m up after midnight. Ain’t interesting but it’s true. That’s all.
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Don’t read….
My first, Amanda.. (not Chris’ Amanda) you made a man. 3rd time we had sex I guess I wasn’t good so you said “I’m sleepy, finish”. So I “finished” as quickly as I could. I hate that I wasn’t good enough to keep you awake. But I thank you for saying that. I knew what…
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First time…
First time I broke someone’s nose. He was telling everyone that my girlfriend was a whore. I was 12, she was 14 and she took my virginity. I’m old so it was different back then. Back then you scheduled a fight to resolve an issue. I had to stand up for my woman…. I’m country,…
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I ain’t gonna say much
For obvious reasons I need to be vague. When I was homeless I “did some stuff” crossing from Mexico to San Diego and back about three times. If I’d have gotten caught I’d probably be in prison for life. When you’re sleeping on the sidewalk and eating out of trash cans you do shit you…
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Poe
If you don’t like this poem from the genius Edgar Allan Poe you ain’t a human. That’s all. The Tell-Tale Heart True! — nervous — very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses — not destroyed — not dulled them. Above…
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This shows my age
I’d spend summers with my grandad. He lived farther out in the country than me. I was prolly 12 years old. Me, my brother/uncle/cousin (don’t read too much into that) and a friend would wait until around midnight. We’d get on our bikes and cycle about 10 miles through dirt roads, grass fields, gravel roads,…
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People say the world will never end.
Those are the people who didn’t pay attention in science class. The Sun is a star. Eventually it’ll become a red giant. It’ll burn and destroy everything beyond mars. Yes the world will end. But not today so yall “end of the world” people, you got some time.
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When I
When I look up at the night sky in my heart I just feel a dark endless abyss. I also feel comfort at the same time. It’s hard to explain.
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People don’t realize
Men get raped too. By both men and women. It’s obvious how a man can rape another man. People say “a man can’t be raped by a woman… he’d just enjoy it.” Farther from the truth. Just cause you don’t want it doesn’t mean your body won’t respond. Women who get raped still get wet…