Author: twoshadesoff

They say they’d never change anything from their past I’ve made so many mistakes, there’s allot I’d change. That’s all.

No reason why. I’ve been suffering from clinical depression since my teens. Most ppl don’t know the difference between clinical depression, situational depression, and just “a bad day”. A bad day is when your boss yells at ya. Situational depression is when your parent, or your dog dies. Clinical depression is when no matter how…

I have this weird thing. I never assume someone wants to know anything about me unless they ask. This is my way of sharing even though no one wants to hear it or they don’t care.

I can see it tonight. I have a tattoo of a waxing crescent moon on the back of my neck. Also a pentacle between my shoulder blades. The pentacle represents the earth. The moon represents the celestial. Having them both is meant to signify the joining of the stars and earth. The moon being waxing…

That’s all.

I was dating a girl in Vegas. I was still driving my 78 Nova. One night we were on a date. After dinner she wanted to show me a “special spot”. I thought that meant one thing but no… something better. She showed me a “secret” parking spot on a cliff where you could see…

I was visiting my uncle in Minnesota one summer. My cousin Jeremy was there too. He had some rollerblades and my uncle had some spare ones in storage that he let me use. Jeremy and I would go rollerblading allot, but no matter how hard I pumped I could barely get any speed. We still…

There’s so much my entire porch is yellow. I’d clean it all up but until pollen season is over it’d be like a frog trying to swim upstream. At least I’m not allergic to pollen.

I lived in Florida for a bit. There was a particular bench outside I’d go to smoke. For some reason there was a spot on the ground they all liked to congregate. I’m talking 50+ at the same time. Obviously they were always flying in my face and crawling on me. Annoying as fuck. I…

I think it was sixth grade. My science class had us do a report on something “scientific”. I chose the Challenger blow up. This was back in the 90’s for you youngns. My best friends mom helped me. I did the research but she had access to office equipment. She helped me make a portfolio…