Author: twoshadesoff

  • my 1st love

    When I got home from work she surprised me with dinner wearing a nighty. She looked sexy as hell, but no girl had ever made dinner before. I didn’t know what to do. So I ate, but I’m pretty sure she wanted me to skip dinner. Hindsight and all.

  • I never even minded

    standing on the rain. Free shower and all

  • I dated a girl

    I’m white, she was black. None of that matters to me of course. She was about 4 inches taller. we were walking down the Vegas strip. Some black guys started calling out for her. I turned around and said “she’s coming home with me” they said “no chance in hell”. She didn’t say anything and…

  • Every

    Every girl I’ve truly loved has either gotten married or died. Ain’t no one showing interest in me except for AI bots texting me. I’m going to die alone.

  • A girlfriend

    She had her wisdom teeth removed. They put her under for it. Of course she couldn’t walk when she came to. Got her to my car, stopped by the pharmacy to her her meds…. She still had no idea what was going on. Got back to our house… our room was upstairs. I told her…

  • I’m the kind of guy

    When you’ve drank too much and your head is over the toilet, I’ll hold your hair while you throw up. Then I’ll make sure you wash out your mouth. Then I’ll undress you and tuck you in. Then I’ll get a glass of water and a few aspirin and leave it on the nightstand for…

  • I want

    a new Stetson. That’s all.

  • My Chevy Nova

    it was a 78. Replaced the speakers and installed a CD player cause I was about to move to Vegas from Atlanta. Also replaced the water pump cause it was acting up. I knew it was gonna break down on the way so I made sure I had extra fluids and a good tool set,…

  • I talk about her allot.

    She was/is my biggest love. She was a blackjack dealer in Vegas. I’d go to her table and make the minimum bet every hand. She’d always say “you won’t win any money betting low.” She never figured it out .. I was only there to spend time with her. I knew her since she was…

  • Once

    Something happened.