Author: twoshadesoff

I went to an “all you can eat” buffet restaurant. I ate so much they cut me off. Demanded a refund cause “all you can eat’ should mean just that. I got my refund lol… guess they didn’t expect someone like me coming around.

I liked her allot. I ended up ghosting her. She texted me asking why I wasn’t responding to her. I didn’t answer her but I should have responded and said “every time we have sex you fall asleep in the middle which don’t do much for a man’s ego” she was always wanting to have…

I never wanted to take a girls virginity. Lord knows I’ve had plenty of chances. I got plenty of reasons why. But there was one whose virginity I really wanted to take. Almost happened but I think it was a timing kind of thing. I think about her allot. If she reads this she’ll probably…

and don’t really have anyone I can talk to about shit. That’s why I made this blog.

it was around 7th grade give or take. Your brother got us high. We went to your room and started to fool around. I tried to put my hand down your pants. You were high and giggling. But you pushed my hand away I took it as a “no” so it was only kissing after…

Sleepy, and tired of being tired, and frankly I’m tired of life.

In TV and movies, always make me laugh a little inside. You can’t screech tires on gravel or dirt roads. Modern cars have antilock brakes so if you slam on the brakes ain’t gonna be no screeching. By modern I mean 1990 or above. I dunno why it makes me laugh a little but it…

Sorry.

She was sick. I dunno, cold or flu or something. I took time off work to nurse her back to health. Name it and I did it. Turned out she gave it to me lol. She came down with coloring books, soup, and other stuff and nursed me back to health. That was the moment…

I don’t take that title lightly. It’s your job to step in and protect your god child when they’re in danger. It’s also your job to step in when the parents can’t take care of them. It’s also your job to bail them out of jail, no questions asked. It’s also your job to be…