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That’s all

Not everyone’s arm span is as long as their height. Mine is longer than my height. Makes it hard to find a long sleeved shirt that fits. Pisses me off. That’s all.

Sex makes babies. And babies always look like wet potatoes.

I’m a loser in life. I accept that and accept it. I own who/what I am.

I ain’t got anything to say. Only I hope you have a good day tomorrow.

I don’t know if I’ve posted this before. But I’m gonna do it anyways. My biggest love ever… she was a blackjack dealer in Vegas before. I moved back to Atlanta cause I got a big promotion. I moved back to Vegas and took a huge pay cut. All cause I missed her. I’d go…

Probably ain’t a good idea to post this, but I’m pretty sure I still have a warrant for my arrest in Texas. “Come at me bro!”

I must have been 16 or 17 years old. One day, can’t remember the exact words you said but it made me feel like I’d never see you again. Made me cry my ass off. I was crying so hard I didn’t think it was safe to drive. So I went to the Waffle House…

Picked up a girl at the bar once. We got to my place but we were too tired for “sexy time”. So we went to sleep. I woke up in the morning, saw her, and I thought “what the FUCK was I thinking?” The end.

Once I stopped to think but forgot to start again.