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I was dating you, you were/are an amazing artist. we were going to a party once. You decided to make your entire dress out of duct tape. It looked amazing. We had to leave the party early though. You made it too tight. Eventually you started having trouble breathing. Told me we had to get…

He just keeps on trying for a 2nd civil war. Or a 3rd world war. I’m dumb but I could still do better.

Landed on my hand once.. it wasn’t messing with me so I didn’t mess with it so I let it hang out. After about 5 minutes it found what it wanted to eat and flew off. That’s all.

Most people don’t know the difference between clinical depression, situational depression, and “the blues”. That causes people to judge suicidal people or people who have tried. Clinical depression… your life could be perfect and you can smile and laugh all day cause you’ve learned how to pretend even when you’re sad as hell and you’re…

I’m not Christian… but I believe that if I’m wrong and there is a Christian god, I’d still get into heaven. I’ve done more good than bad and I’ve always protected the weak. Pretty sure he cares more about that than whether or not I believe.

I look at the moon and think of the movie Joe dirt. If you’ve seen that movie you’d understand.

The breeze and temperature reminds me of a date I had when I was living in Vegas. One night we were up on this spot in Boulder City. It was on a mountain overlooking the Hoover dam. I just held her from behind while we watched the Dam do its thing. It was romantic as…

I went to an “all you can eat” buffet restaurant. I ate so much they cut me off. Demanded a refund cause “all you can eat’ should mean just that. I got my refund lol… guess they didn’t expect someone like me coming around.

I liked her allot. I ended up ghosting her. She texted me asking why I wasn’t responding to her. I didn’t answer her but I should have responded and said “every time we have sex you fall asleep in the middle which don’t do much for a man’s ego” she was always wanting to have…

I never wanted to take a girls virginity. Lord knows I’ve had plenty of chances. I got plenty of reasons why. But there was one whose virginity I really wanted to take. Almost happened but I think it was a timing kind of thing. I think about her allot. If she reads this she’ll probably…