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Every
Every girl I’ve truly loved has either gotten married or died. Ain’t no one showing interest in me except for AI bots texting me. I’m going to die alone.
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A girlfriend
She had her wisdom teeth removed. They put her under for it. Of course she couldn’t walk when she came to. Got her to my car, stopped by the pharmacy to her her meds…. She still had no idea what was going on. Got back to our house… our room was upstairs. I told her…
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I’m the kind of guy
When you’ve drank too much and your head is over the toilet, I’ll hold your hair while you throw up. Then I’ll make sure you wash out your mouth. Then I’ll undress you and tuck you in. Then I’ll get a glass of water and a few aspirin and leave it on the nightstand for…
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My Chevy Nova
it was a 78. Replaced the speakers and installed a CD player cause I was about to move to Vegas from Atlanta. Also replaced the water pump cause it was acting up. I knew it was gonna break down on the way so I made sure I had extra fluids and a good tool set,…
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I talk about her allot.
She was/is my biggest love. She was a blackjack dealer in Vegas. I’d go to her table and make the minimum bet every hand. She’d always say “you won’t win any money betting low.” She never figured it out .. I was only there to spend time with her. I knew her since she was…
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Lol a scammer
Got a text today. I immediately knew it was a scammer. But I was in a “come at me bro” kind of mood. He/she was trying to come on to me. I led them on for about 5 hours before blocking and reporting. I was in the mood of “trying to scam me? I’m gonna…
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A neighbor
I was probably around 5 years old. I talked so much everyone was telling me to shut up. Even got bad grades for “conduct” all through elementary cause I talked so much. The next door neighbor… don’t know how old she was but I know she had nothing but white hair. No one in my…
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San Diego
I was homeless out there. Literally sleeping on the sidewalk. One day I was hanging out with fellow homeless guys. I felt the humidity rising and said “it’s gonna rain today”. One of the guys…. Dunno if it was my accent or my prediction, but he said “you must be from the south to feel…