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If the evil witch died from water.. why didn’t Dorthy just spit on her and call it a day?

I love and hate you at the same time. I was never anything but good to you, and you knew I fell in love hard for you. You only took advantage of my generosity. You knew how I felt. Then you married someone else then ghosted me. I feel used. I would have married you.

The US has abandoned being a democracy and has turned into a police state. We’re just like Russia and China now. Oh and like the Nazis.

You gave me hell every day for nine months. You kept telling the world I was a deadbeat dad even before the baby was born. I had to find a lawyer and serve you with papers just to get you to stop badmouthing me to the world. The day you said I needed to sign…

You were the first woman I was able to love since my love before. I truly believe it’d have had a chance if I didn’t let your family dictate our relationship. It was ours, not theirs. I’ll forever have negative feelings about them.

She used to curl up on my chest and purr until I fell asleep. I named her Kitty cause I ain’t very original when it comes to naming animals. If I ever got a horse I’d name it Horse. If I ever got a fish I’d name it Fish. You get the idea. But Kitty…

a gay dude was hitting on me. I raised my fist like I was gonna hit him…. He raised his fist too. We just fist bumped hugged and went about our nights.

a rattle snake when I was a kid in Arizona. The restaurant seasoned it was just right. I recommend it to everyone.

The clock turned 12am. I just thought “it’s the next day.” That happens every time I’m up after midnight. Ain’t interesting but it’s true. That’s all.

My first, Amanda.. (not Chris’ Amanda) you made a man. 3rd time we had sex I guess I wasn’t good so you said “I’m sleepy, finish”. So I “finished” as quickly as I could. I hate that I wasn’t good enough to keep you awake. But I thank you for saying that. I knew what…