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He sucks. Now that I’ve posted this I’ll have the National Guard breaking down my door.

I’m in a bad mood. That’s all.

you were like a siren from Homer’s Odyssey first time I laid eyes on you…. It took me forever to get a date. You’ll forever be burned into my brain and heart. This applies to two of my biggest loves.

I love how our president (he who shall not be named) keeps sending troops to silence us. I guess he thinks if we exercise our 1st amendment right to free speech we deserve to be shot.

I still hate underwear. That’s all.

Maybe more than once I’ve done something that’d have gotten me life in prison. Didn’t hurt anyone or anything but it’d be a life sentence.

I’m forever grateful to you. I couldn’t figure out that song I loved so much. You told me it was teardrop by massive attack. Then every time I was at the club I’d give you a nod and you’d play it for me. Pretty sure it was cause you wanted in my pants but that’s…

Two of them came to arrest me for an outstanding warrant. I had to get dressed (I was bucked naked) and get stuff like my wallet phone and shit. before jail. Told them “give me a minute”. One of them asked “are we going to have any problems with you?” I told them “anyone who’s…

the world was freaked out about y2k. I was the supervisor of an IT department. Everyone thought the bug…. Which was real, would end the world. I knew better cause everyone had already patched it so it was a “fuck it we already fixed it” kind of thing. The owner of the company was paranoid…

You promised a better economy but it’s only been getting worse. Ypu also promised more jobs but all you’ve done so far is fire everyone. Oxymoron?