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Screeching Tires
In TV and movies, always make me laugh a little inside. You can’t screech tires on gravel or dirt roads. Modern cars have antilock brakes so if you slam on the brakes ain’t gonna be no screeching. By modern I mean 1990 or above. I dunno why it makes me laugh a little but it…
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My 1st Love
She was sick. I dunno, cold or flu or something. I took time off work to nurse her back to health. Name it and I did it. Turned out she gave it to me lol. She came down with coloring books, soup, and other stuff and nursed me back to health. That was the moment…
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Being a Godfather
I don’t take that title lightly. It’s your job to step in and protect your god child when they’re in danger. It’s also your job to step in when the parents can’t take care of them. It’s also your job to bail them out of jail, no questions asked. It’s also your job to be…
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Briefly dated a girl
High school years and all. She was so against killing anything. When she would be in the drivers seat I’d yell “there’s a roach there in the road!”. She’d slam on the brakes cause she wouldn’t even kill a roach. I was just fucking with her… nothing was in the road that I could tell…
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I miss you
You were one of my biggest loves. Even when I was wearing button down jeans you could undress me with your toes. That was sexy as fuck.
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my 1st love
When I got home from work she surprised me with dinner wearing a nighty. She looked sexy as hell, but no girl had ever made dinner before. I didn’t know what to do. So I ate, but I’m pretty sure she wanted me to skip dinner. Hindsight and all.
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I dated a girl
I’m white, she was black. None of that matters to me of course. She was about 4 inches taller. we were walking down the Vegas strip. Some black guys started calling out for her. I turned around and said “she’s coming home with me” they said “no chance in hell”. She didn’t say anything and…