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Picked up a girl at the bar once. We got to my place but we were too tired for “sexy time”. So we went to sleep. I woke up in the morning, saw her, and I thought “what the FUCK was I thinking?” The end.

Once I stopped to think but forgot to start again.

She was from South Africa. I was around 17 years old. I had already been with many people by then. She was the 1st to ever make me cry, and it’s really hard to make me cry. I was raised “boys don’t cry”.

at a club I went to every week… I always saw her and I was always in awe of her. After months I mustered up the courage to talk to her. We went back to my place. I was going to Daytona the next day to meet my dad. I asked her if she’d be…

One of my biggest loves. It was early in the relationship, but she mentioned in passing she needed a microwave stand. It took me about a week, but I built her one. In my opinion it was ugly as shit but she needed one, and it did its job so in my mind I did…

I was in navy jrotc. I was one of the few selected to train at a marine base. It was hard and I passed but that didn’t matter to me. Half way through we were at attention in ranks, and a kid dropped dead. They said it was an aneurysm. But it still messed with…

once I was babysitting her. It was lunch time. Can’t remember everything she wanted on her sandwich. But I remember she wanted a whooooole bunch of mayonnaise. I told her she wouldn’t like it but she insisted. I’m a “told you so” kind of dad. So I let her put what seemed like half a…

Once I had sex on the Hoover Dam. Thank you Canada.

If I wasn’t so fucked up inside you’d be my wife instead of another’s, but I was so fucked up inside it wasn’t going to happen. My fault, not yours.

I love your face, your body, your personality, and especially the way your hair smelled and how it felt when I ran my fingers through it.